I love these, jesus fucking christ.
It doesn’t work like that though. Its not like a light switch, it doesn’t turn on and off. You would be better off doing all 6, no robber would want to go through the trouble. Locking only 3 would make their job easier. My fathers a locksmith, and he saw this and laughed at it. Its a nice joke, but if you do have 6 locks, please, lock all of them. You will be safer that way.
MALCOM WE HAVE TO COOK
im actually going to cry
may have already reblogged this but I don’t care this is actual gold
the explanation you have always wanted
HOW DID THOS GET 69 NOTES!?
OH MY GOD I WAS THERE I WAS DAVE THIS WAS THE MOST BRILLIANT THING I EVER WITNESSED.
WhAt THE FUCK
the entire history of earth has merely been a buildup to this point
this is a 100% unironic reblog i swear to god if this doesn’t happen
yes im a boy
yes i knit things
This guy should be some crazy DC villain…
OH MY GOD YES PLEASE.
oh god someone do this
GET ON IT
I think I’ll call him… THE KNITTER!
He robs banks with the help of his little quilted monsters
can anyone put an end to his reign of warm and cozy terror!?
OMG YES ITS BACK
this post is perfect
that was the biggest fucking overreaction im laughing so hard