Fuck Money get Bitches
You are suddenly the CEO of Valve. What is the first thing you do.
If you could make a video game, what genre of game would it be and what would it be about?

vargskelethor:

A RTS puzzle dating-sim with QTE and unskippable cutscenes.


Just kidding, a FPS about a resurrected dead viking summoned by a group of rebellion norse-necromancers against bearded aliens who have taken over frozen cyberpunk Neo-Scandenavia. You must uncover and search the hidden shrines of the norse gods to build the ultimate weapon, Cyber-Thor’s hammer of ultimate gorey death. With hammer in hand and plasma laser rifle in the other you’ll have to slaughter each and every alien who have disgraced your frozen homeland in the name of Odin. Also its the bloodiest and goriest game ever made, the more slabs of meat and blood you spill the more your berserk meter fills up and once you do you’ll rip apart everything with your bare hands and yell ancient norse profanities whilst ripping limbs, hearts and spines out. And the soundtrack is pure viking metal.

This is some of the game’s OST that you’ll be hearing throughout the game.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ddQ2cmtCFM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvL1JDlMXy8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWyfnp-ghaE

I would play the shit out of that game

 - Joel Impression
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vargskelethor:

mr—smiles:

Welp. This is my impression of Joel. I got bored and decided to do voice work.

Very good, it does have a tiny little nuance, a tiny tiny touch of strong-bad mexican-esque flair to it. But I’m honored.

Joel, you gorgeous norse god, for lack of a better word, could we get a selfie?

itslowrend:

vargskelethor:

OK, I don’t change expressions in my face, I am constantly grumpy. Grumpy at the lack of metal.

striderthedork, and roypoptart
Look at this beautiful man. This is Joel. Joel is life.

wolfiestudpuppy:

zazzle-poetry:

buy here

Same

kyleyo:

when u wake up feelin productive

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cyanblur:

nintendo???

cyanblur:

nintendo???

listoflifehacks:

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chocolate-time-machine:

Aidan’s plush unicorn is his most favorite thing in the world, but he thinks Franklin needs it much more than he does.

Also, Aidan pretty much NEVER speaks to his team with his gas mask off.  This is a first.

tribehybridhornets:

thenimbus:

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all hale gleu man

tribehybridhornets:

thenimbus:

excus me sir or madem i am da gleu man i specalizes in gleu an i am seling da gleu for today culd i intrest u in a tubba kid gleu or mabey a litel tueb o gorilas gleu if no want it ok i eat both thans for shopin at the joe and fab rick i live here

all hale gleu man